Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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