She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
a search helicopter?!
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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