feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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