you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
whose parrot is this?
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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