We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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