on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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