Is it normal to miss your booty call?
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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