RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
