that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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