When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
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