So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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