Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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