A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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