Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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