So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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