..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
they need to just BURY HIM!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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