Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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