just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Operation Purity has been aborted
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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