Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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