woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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