The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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