do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just cut my nipple shaving
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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