Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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