i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
No more Irish car bombs ever.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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