i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
