You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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