if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
When did angry sex become our thing?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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