Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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