AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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