It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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