windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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