So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I love you.
Bad choice
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