Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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