hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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