I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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