I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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