well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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