somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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