i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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