I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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