gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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