Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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