don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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