I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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