I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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