Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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