Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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