I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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