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Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Watching her eat just hurts me
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
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