It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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