living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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