Who wears a wallet chain?!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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